this is so illegal. we’re going to get in so much trouble. you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
me at the end of the episode: *whispers 'what the fuck'*
i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.